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Following from my previous post, I really am not in the mood for any more passive aggressiveness. I feel like I am ready to explode at any moment, particularly when the person who set me off yesterday is near me right now. "You're actively...
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I hate passive aggressive people. You know, the type who will make innuendos or drop hints instead of just saying what the problem is. For Gods sake, I dont have time to listen to this. If you have something to say, just fcken say it, you...
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...Just as all I want to do is sleep. "Your sister should get a job at Sealy as a professional bed tester," an ex-colleague once told me. "I want to be a bed tester," said Fred. He sleeps as much as a cat. "That would be the ultimate...
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While my friend was springcleaning over the weekend, Grey One took the opportunity to hop into one of her boxes. My friend managed to take this photo of her just before she leapt out.
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"You're loaded," said my mother (or, as Fred calls her, mudder) the last time I spoke to her. "A thousand bucks to operate on a cat! Get rid of her. You can always get another one." "No," I said. "She's my baby." "She doesn't count." ...
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As usual my unpleasant encounters with talking primates continues. While walking home from Town Hall station a woman bangs into me with no sorry. So I whacked her on the arm. A few days later a stupid woman ran over my foot with her pram on...
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Meet handsome Rocky. This feline stunner only weighs three kilograms - making Grey One twice his size in both height and weight. His fur was as smooth as silk. If I had more time I would have spent the morning photographing him but alas,...
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Seems the feline doesn't like taco. This is not a purrfect costume. via
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Cat pss. It stinks. Once it gets into your clothes or floorboards it is very difficult to get rid of the smell. And once a cat has found a pssing station it will keep pssing there until you do something about it. Last night I had dropped a...
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I recently met handsome Romeo while I was on my way to work. I told him I wanted to hook him up with my wife, the Grouchy Tuxedo Cat. Unlike the GTC, all it took was for me to employ my kitty whisperer skills and he approached me, letting me...
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After six months of sleeping with her nose pressed against the wall due to Grey One hogging the rest of the pillow, my kindhearted friend came up with an ingenious solution why not just leave GO's purple cat bed on the human bed and the two of...
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As usual I had my nightly sniffing session with Grey One. For some reason she smelt of laundry powder which was odd as my friend says she hasn't done her laundry. I sniffed her several time, enjoying her scent. Can one become addicted to...
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Grey One has to be knocked out next month. It's going to cost me anything between six hundred to a thousand dollars. "For what" asked Mr Spoken Word when I told him. "They have to give her a general so they can clean her teeth. If she...
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Big Max has been adopted but now there's a new homeless moggy at my local pet shop which they are trying to find a home on the behalf of the Sydney Cats and Dogs home. I should stop going there. Seeing all these shelter cats makes me sad,...
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Life's a ball when you are a cat. "They must be so bored," said Fred. "That's probably why they sleep so much."
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Imagine having this curvy lump on your desk. Patting central!
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My mascot is here again. Now this looks like my kind of workplace.
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The cat left a catalog on the carpet, said Fred of his recent bout of catsitting. I could tell he was about to do a poo but by the time I grabbed him he had already left a catalog. His owner is going to freak out. See, Maloos isnt the only...
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I want one! I want one! Oh, why does Grey One have to be a solo cat If I could, I would get her a companion.